God Particles welcomed en masse.
The boffins have found the God particle. (As an aside Leon Lederman, who coined the term wanted to call it 'the Goddamn Particle' because it was so elusive but the publishers wouldn't let him, so he called it the God Particle.) They are 99.999% sure they have found it. And if they have found it then it is what makes up all the matter in the universe, it gives us all mass. If that is the case then you and I and that man that just walked past and his dog and the computer you are reading this blog on and everything else has God particles in them. We are full of God Particles, we are God particles en masse.
And large collections of God Particles made up into people are welcome in our church. Bring along all your God particles, bring everything that makes you who you are, your joys and your sorrows, your triumphs and disasters, your victories and your scars. Come as you are, all of what you are, God particles and all. You are welcome, en masse at God's place.
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Physics is not a strength of mine, I got 26% in my mock O level exam, I am seriously that good. After reading this blog if you wish to tell me that I don't understand ANYTHING about the Higgs-boson particle, please don't. I already know I don't understand it and as long as Mr. Higgs and Mr. Boson and their friends with big brains and white coats in Switzerland do then I don't need to.
You fail to mention that about 25% of the mass in the universe is mysterious "Dark Matter" and up to 70% is "Dark Energy"
ReplyDeleteI find these discoveries amazing and practical in the extreme.
Every time I weigh myself on a set of scales I deduct the 25% dark matter component as something that unknown cannot really be counted and every time I cannot get out of bed in the morning or don;t get off the couch to do stuff round the house I know it is just all that swirling dark energy holding me back and it is not just me being lazy.
I also have my theory that couches and comfy chairs create their own space time gravity vortex thingy so you sink into them and time speeds up so a few minutes becomes several hours.
Cheers Doug
Science is wonderful and useful !!!
ReplyDeleteBut that also means that 25% of chocolate isn't there and the world's gravity is being controlled by our couches. Disturbing thing modern science.
ReplyDeletescience is awesome :-)
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